Everyone enjoying their buzz? If you don't want to be, well... Don't drink the kool-aid. This public service announcement brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Deadpool.

[Q]

It's gonna happen anyway so how about you just come over and let's get drunk already?

[BACKDATED to this afternoon. Somewhere in Paris, Deadpool is sitting on bench, a cell phone pressed to his ear with a bored look on his face. And... Good god is he wearing a suit? He is! A business suit and a tie and everything topped off with a snazzy hat because his masks didn't make the transfer over. Today he's looking a bit run down though ( Read more... )

[Deadpool's laying on a couch in the lobby and he... Can't really move right now. Why you ask? Well your first clue is the half eaten turkey covered in gravy on a tray on the the floor. Your second clue is the empty pie pan next to it. I don't think you need a third clue. He's just going to lay her for a while and talk to his journal until he's ( Read more... )

[The recorded sound of Deadpool drumming his fingers goes on for about a minute before he slams his hand down]

Oh come on! Really?! The castle isn't doing anything awesome for Halloween?! I guess I should be happy that it was a mellow couple of days and I gained a little bit more than I lost gambling but still!

No zombies, no spiders, no ( Read more... )

( Filtered to former Heavy Metals )

[Forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon-ish]

( Filtered to Elektra )

[Coming into Deadpool's headspace, you might just go into sensory overload. The area is like being in the eye of a hurricane only instead of an actual storm there's thoughts and memories. Images, sounds, and scenes all whirl by, never staying for long enough to get too good of a look. Snippets of fights, the faces of friends, lyrics to annoying ( Read more... )

[Another day, another Danger Room session. Logan’s decided to make things really interesting for you guys today, and had the computer analyze reports about the fights against Riful, Legato, etc. from the other week and duplicate the circumstances while adding in some... tweaks here and there. It’s a test of their ability to not sabotage themselves ( Read more... )

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[This is dictated in English since that is Deadpool's native tongue and all.]

If anyone needs translations, just drop me a message here or just come to the lobby and we can talk payment. I accept booze, food, weapons, and cash.

[The previous message is also written in Japanese, German, Spanish, Arabic, Portuguese, Mandarin, Russian, French, ( Read more... )